losed:

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

mrschriskendall:

mrschriskendall:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

why this got notes i’ll never know

lizthefangirl:

davegrohlsfacialhair:

i recommend the creme brulee

i recommend you go away

patrICK WAS SO SASSY I MISS U BBY

So yeah, tumblr has sold out.

spookmyphallus:

equiuszahhak:

a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum

id watch it

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

katherlne:

I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.

princesscadenza:

unicornlet:

princesscadenza:

how to drink milk

is this the right gif 

NO IT’S NOT

knightscrest:

SOMEONES ON MY BLOG GOTTA ACT NATURAL

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

study leave starts soon!