caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

mishachu:

funeralfrost:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp

setfiretorains:

all teenage fangirls should have life alert

puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

lejoshfransexy:

lambser5:

ancient-amateur:

When you realise people born in 2000 will be teenagers next year…　 

I still think that people from 2000 are babies…

They are.

chefbarnes:

imagine there was a petting zoo but instead of animals there were band members